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Alex Morgan
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5 min ago
★★★★★4/5

Just finished watching this. Visuals were stunning but the pacing felt a bit off in the second half. Still worth a watch!

+4
Daniel Cooper
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2 days ago
★★★★★2/5

I don't get the hype. The plot was predictable and the characters felt flat. It seems like style over substance to me. Maybe I missed something, but I was bored throughout.

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Priya Sharma
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15 days ago
★★★★★5/5

An absolute masterpiece. The director managed to weave complex themes into a compelling narrative without it feeling forced. The cinematography is some of the best I've seen in years. Truly a cinematic experience that stays with you.

Cruise of the Gods
5.0
1h 30m

Cruise of the Gods

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Top Cast

Rob Brydon

Rob Brydon

Andy Van Allen

Steve Coogan

Steve Coogan

Nick Lee

David Walliams

David Walliams

Jeff Monks

James Corden

James Corden

Russell

Philip Jackson

Philip Jackson

Hugh Bispham

Niall Buggy

Niall Buggy

Graham Ball

Helen Coker

Helen Coker

Jenny

Rachel Shelley

Rachel Shelley

Yasmina

Jack Jones

Jack Jones

Himself

Brian Conley

Brian Conley

Himself

Awards & Recognition

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Overview

Cruise of the Gods (2002) is rated ⭐ 5.045/10.
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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