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Alex Morgan
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5 min ago
★★★★★4/5

Just finished watching this. Visuals were stunning but the pacing felt a bit off in the second half. Still worth a watch!

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Daniel Cooper
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2 days ago
★★★★★2/5

I don't get the hype. The plot was predictable and the characters felt flat. It seems like style over substance to me. Maybe I missed something, but I was bored throughout.

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Priya Sharma
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15 days ago
★★★★★5/5

An absolute masterpiece. The director managed to weave complex themes into a compelling narrative without it feeling forced. The cinematography is some of the best I've seen in years. Truly a cinematic experience that stays with you.

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
4.9
1h 32m

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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Top Cast

Coluche

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Anémone

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Michel Blanc

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Roland Giraud

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Overview

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977) is rated ⭐ 4.903/10.
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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